You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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You. Win. At. Life.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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