k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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