Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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