Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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