ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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