you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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