we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
God, I missed his penis.
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