I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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