used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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