his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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