He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
