"it" just moved
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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