I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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