Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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