so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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