i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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