quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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