I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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