i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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