I want to walk on stilts...naked
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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