whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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