Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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