I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
