What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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