I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
