what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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