Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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