nut hugger
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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