It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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