Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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