Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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