Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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