I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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