I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
honey bunches of taint.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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