And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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