that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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