When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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