Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
This is my gift to your gina
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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