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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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