If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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