Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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