we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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