We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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