i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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