you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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