It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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