i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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