You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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