My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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