i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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