I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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