bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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