I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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