Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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