these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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