We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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